‘My dog is smarter than Hunter’ — key quotes from secret FBI file
Excerpts from the FBI’s confidential informant file on the Bidens, describing conversations between the informant and officials from the Ukrainian gas company Burisma:
In late 2015 or early 2016, the informant met with Vadym Pozharsky, chief financial officer of Burisma, who bragged about having Hunter Biden on the board.
“They hired Hunter Biden to ‘protect us, through his dad, from all kinds or problems.’ “
In 2016, the informant met with Mykola Zlochevsky, head of Burisma, shortly after Joe Biden had made a public statement about Ukraine Prosecutor General Viktor Shokin being corrupt, and that he should be removed from office. Asked about Shokin’s investigation into Burisma:
“Zlochevsky replied something to the effect of, ‘Don’t worry Hunter will take care of all of those issues through his dad.’ [The informant] did not ask any further questions about what that specifically meant.“
The informant suggested Zlochevsky hire some attorney for $50,000 to ligate the case. Zlockevsky said:
“It costs 5 (million) to pay one Biden, and 5 (million) to another Biden.”
![The FBI informant file containing bribery allegations made against the Hunter and Joe Biden was released on Thursday.](https://nypost.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2023/07/NYPICHPDPICT000013579811.jpg?w=1024)
![Vadym Pozharsky, chief financial officer of Burisma, told the informant that Hunter Biden was put on the board to "protect us through his dad."](https://nypost.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2023/07/NYPICHPDPICT000012912971.jpg?w=682)
The informant asked Zlochevsky why he didn’t hire some normal US oil and gas advisers:
“Zlochevsky made some comment that although ‘Hunter Biden was stupid, and his dog was smarter,’ Zlochevsky needed to keep Hunter Biden (on the board) ‘so everything will be okay.’ “
The Bidens pressured him, Zlochevsky said.
“Zlochevsky stated he didn’t want to pay the Bidens and he was ‘pushed to pay’ them. . . . he [said] has many text messages and ‘recordings’ that show that he was coerced to make such payments.”
![Mykola Zlochevsky, head of Burisma, told the informant it costs $5 million each to bribe Hunter and Joe Biden.](https://nypost.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2023/07/NYPICHPDPICT000014371064.jpg?w=1024)
![Zlochevsky made a comment to the informant that his dog is smarter than Hunter Biden.](https://nypost.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2023/07/NYPICHPDPICT000013578227-2.jpg?w=770)
Asked whether Hunter Biden or Joe Biden told Zlochevsky he should retain Hunter Biden; Zlochevsky replied:
“They both did.”
Asked if he had any proof that he’d be “pressured” to pay the Bidens:
“Zlochevsky said he had a total of ‘17 recordings’ involving the Bidens; two of the recordings included Joe Biden, and the remaining 15 recordings only included Hunter Biden. [The informant] reiterated that, per Zlochevsky, these recordings evidence Zlochevsky was somehow coerced into paying the Bidens to ensure Ukraine Prosecutor General Viktor Shokin was fired.”
![Zlochevsky claimed that both Hunter and Joe Biden told him that he needs to retain Hunter.](https://nypost.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2023/07/NYPICHPDPICT000013219181.jpg?w=1024)
Asked about payments:
“Zlochevsky responded he did not send any funds directly to the ‘Big Guy’ (which [the informant] understood was a reference to Joe Biden). . . . Zlochevsky responded it would take them (investigators) 10 years to find the records (i.e. illicit payments to Joe Biden).”
The informant thought the story of the Burisma officials was credible.
“Given the pervasive necessity to bribe government officials in Ukraine and Russia, [the informant] did not perceive Pozharsky or Zlochevsky’s statements to be unusual, self-serving, or pretextual.”