Aubrey Plaza talks about her latest film ‘My Old Ass’ inspired by a mushroom trip
Gasping at straws
For a semblance of the nonsense received daily:
Mark Duffy from Frank PR told me about a strange experience he had with an unknown LA number. The caller left a cryptic voicemail saying, ‘I hear you want to talk to me.’ It turned out to be Cher, who never responded when Duffy called back.
Me: “Why are you telling me this?”
Duffy: “I thought you would find it interesting.”
“I appreciate it. Please don’t bother me again.”
Then, a real estate ad came in highlighting how billionaires are moving to Fort Lauderdale, outpricing millionaires. Interested in Fort Lauderdale? It’s not as glamorous as Miami or Palm Beach, just used cars and crocs.
There’s also the constant influx of celebrity news, from Bill Cosby to Boy George, and the anticipation of the Democratic National Convention with a cryptic mention of Mrs. Emhoff and a VP choice from Minnesota.
Math lessons
Addressing Hunter Biden’s legal troubles, there’s a comparison with how a Trump kid would’ve fared in the same situation. The state budget may be tight, but the New York State Common Retirement Fund is thriving with a strong return of 11.5%.
There’s also mention of Obama’s wealth accumulation post-presidency, posing the question of how he affords a luxurious mansion.
Luring butts to seats
A new film titled “My Old Ass,” produced by Margot Robbie, will hit theaters soon. The movie follows a mushroom trip where Aubrey Plaza’s character meets her younger self, exploring themes of self-discovery.
The film is scheduled for release on September 13th.
Kamala’s VP pick is known for spending quality time with his kids, playing a unique game of “connect the dots” with his liver spots.
Only in the USA, folks, only in the USA.