China Responds to Tariffs with Unfortunate Surprises in Fortune Cookies and Beyond
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Insiders from the CCP have revealed that the fortune cookies will soon be replaced by ones containing even more unsettling fortunes. READ MORE
Trump expressed disappointment upon discovering that there were no new manufacturing jobs left by the Tariff Fairy beneath his MyPillow. READ MORE
It appears Trump has motivated some husbands, as Eric Harper imposed tariffs on his wife after she accumulated a significant trade deficit at Target. READ MORE
Chants of Make Waste, Not War! and Government Waste Is A Human Right! resonated across major cities this weekend. READ MORE
