Federal Judge Orders Return of Astronauts to Space Station
Each week, The Post will share our selections of the top one-liners and stories from the satirical site the Babylon Bee to lighten up your Hump Day. Want to laugh a little more? Don’t forget to check out the links.
From his latest remarks, it’s apparent that Joe Biden has finally figured out how to avoid the pitfalls of using autopen in the Oval Office. READ MORE
President Trump has discovered an innovative method for implementing tariffs: randomly selecting country names from a hat—though it was later revealed that Canada was included over 400 times. READ MORE
Disney experienced a significant increase in ticket sales after removing Rachel Zegler from Snow White. It appears that audiences prefer to see Zegler’s empty dress swirling on screen rather than the original. READ MORE
SpaceX has been ordered to promptly return the astronauts to the International Space Station, as a district judge ruled that President Trump did not have the authority to pick up the two space travelers. READ MORE
