Grandma Mistakes Governor Kathy Hochul for Mayor at Dinner

Correcting the Record

Recently, I had dinner with our governor at Neary’s on East 57th Street. The restaurant has been serving great Irish food for a long time, with some customers dating back to Ireland’s original potato famine. During our meal, a sweet grandmother approached our table and, after a moment of silence, asked Kathy Hochul if she was the mayor. Hochul looked stunning in a spring suit.

Another tale involves the advancement of car technology. Modern cars are filled with electronic and computerized features that can sometimes be confusing. A friend who purchased a Mercedes Maybach, a luxury car with a hefty price tag, experienced a sudden stop in the middle of a busy highway due to running out of gas, without any warning from the dashboard or the salesman.

Another anecdote involves New York City’s constant traffic congestion despite efforts like congestion pricing. A friend’s 45-minute drive to dinner in a Rolls-Royce took over 3 hours due to traffic delays. One particular incident was caused by a lack of workers on the road.

There is also a discussion about proposed changes to New York’s “wrongful death” statute and the potential consequences, such as increased insurance rates and more litigation in wrongful death cases.

Lastly, there is a reference to the Tony Awards and how they have evolved over the years. The theater industry has changed, with new productions sometimes lacking the same level of impact as older classics. Despite this, the Tony Awards continue to celebrate Broadway talent.

Overall, these stories reflect the unique and ever-changing atmosphere of New York City.