How many forgetful moments can Geriatric Joe pack into one speech?

President Biden’s White House flunkies edited a total of nine corrections into the transcript of his Detroit NAACP speech on Sunday.

Where did Geriatric Joe make those mistakes?

Well, he claimed to have been Vice President during the pandemic.

By that, he meant the 2008 recession.

Who hasn’t confused a deadly global viral outbreak that killed millions and led to societal disruption with an economic slowdown?

He mentioned his Affordable Care Act expansion saving families up to $800,000 a year in premiums.

It was actually only a savings of up to $800.

But what’s a few orders of magnitude among friends?

He also created new words: “inspiresing” and “irrectionists.”

The latter is not a crude pun but a mix-up for “insurrectionists” – a term commonly used by Democrats in reference to the January 6 protesters. Joe’s mistake was a major political-theological error.

It wouldn’t be a Biden speech without a Kinsley gaffe, where a politician accidentally speaks the truth: “We’re cracking down on corporate landlords who keep rents down.”

Thanks to Biden’s excessive spending, landlords have indeed had to raise rents.

And, as almost expected at this point, he got the name of the organization hosting him wrong, referring to it as the NAAC.

We’re sure the National Academy of Ambulance Compliance felt honored, Joe.

To their credit, Biden’s press team didn’t just quietly edit the text; the mistakes are still visible with strikethroughs.

But considering he is supposedly the leader of the most powerful nation, he shouldn’t have anonymous interns trying to clarify what he actually meant.

Especially after needing to do so nine times in the same speech.

Biden’s chances at re-election are already dwindling. With more speeches like this, it might as well be at the bottom of the sea.