Is Elon Musk Your Kid’s Dad? Discover the Truth with These Funny Headlines!
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Democrats have expressed outrage against Republicans for leveraging their electoral victory to assert control over the government. READ MORE

Recent reports reveal that billionaire entrepreneur Elon Musk is believed to have a staggering number of children, with an estimated thirty-six offspring announced as this sentence was crafted. The situation has prompted countless individuals to question whether their kids could also be among Musk’s progeny. READ MORE

In a unique ceremony, RFK Jr. was officially sworn in as the new Secretary of Health and Human Services on a raw 32-ounce ribeye. READ MORE

In a humorous revelation, local resident Dennis Walters has come to the understanding that the primary reason people engage in hockey is for the joy of legally punching a Canadian in the face. READ MORE