JD Vance Offers Statue of Liberty to Enhance Greenland Agreement
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JD Vance has made it clear that the U.S. is fully committed to acquiring Greenland, with their latest proposal including the Statue of Liberty. READ MORE
A troubling video surfaced showing Elmo vandalizing a Cybertruck while PBS officials faced inquiries from Congress members. READ MORE
In a manner similar to the Yankees’ new “torpedo bats,” which contributed to a significant victory over the Brewers, these updated gloves comply with the official MLB regulations. READ MORE
Even as Democrats label this a constitutional crisis, the constitution does not prohibit a president from aiming to become a cybernetic god-emperor of mankind. READ MORE
