Joe Biden’s Pardon of Hunter Highlights His Unpredictability — What Will He Misstep on Next?
Commander in Name Only
Even though he’s just a placeholder, the current President, who has a penchant for deception, now outshines Ivan the Terrible.
Issuing pardons for his troubled son? Perhaps Joe’s forgetful brother, who occasionally swipes a few bucks? Renting out America?
Is he undermining the United States? Congress? The general populace? The IRS? The incompetent, floundering, self-proclaimed leader who pretends to navigate the country?
Take a tour of Delaware — as small as Jill’s favorite hair bleach — and hear the whispers about the long-serving minor politician Joe, who has bought beach property, a beach house, a regular home, and whatever basement serves as his hideaway.
Mornings are now strangely reserved. To have aided in saving Hunter, local eateries are introducing Biden-themed dishes. He will restrict his cutting up of non-relatives to the hours from 4 to 6 p.m.
Law-abiding Hunter, aware our sailors are stationed in the Persian Gulf, intends to refer every escort in San Diego to job openings.
Employees on his father’s payroll display the same level of sincerity as Madonna claiming “ouch” on her nuptial night.
BS Biden, whose rhetoric oozes malice, remarked to Donald: “I believe in adherence to laws and family. It’s never too late to call for a recount.”
Biden, who nearly strained himself trying to clarify his legal positions, was recently interviewed. He appeared bizarre, irrational, neurotic, and dishonest, while Hunter didn’t fare any better.
In the past, BS Biden, once likened to a beverage, gave up his three martini lunches. Why? Because they encroached upon his happy hour. This seasoned deceiver once thought veterans might crossbreed a hyena with a porcupine. In the end, he was left with a Republican who jabbed him.
The renowned French sculptor Auguste Rodin created “The Thinker,” a statue of a nude figure resting his hand on his chin. Much later, scholars discovered he was pondering the location of Hunter’s diary.
Florida, the promised land of abundance? Not anymore. In the remnants of Biden’s underutilized mind, it’s now known as the Land of Milk of Magnesia.
Joe Biden. Unpredictable. The United States can never anticipate which pressing issue he will mishandle next.
The Bidens. Definition: Major wealth. Heavy on nonsense. Another definition: “Vote for me and my candidates, and all your issues may persist — but mine will be resolved.”
Joe Biden’s foreign policy philosophy is an open volume. A checkbook.
Hunter Biden’s way of life. Born into wealth, yet skillfully navigating the difficulties.
Dependant on deception, the inept, untruthful, and chaotic President of the United States, Joseph BS Biden. It’s absurd for the struggling Russians to accuse us of espionage to uncover the happenings in Moscow. Spare us. We are too preoccupied with deciphering the chaos in the White House.
Connections in DC inform me that Biden is unfamiliar with the concept of defeat. Sure. But that overlooks the myriad of other words he fails to comprehend — like LIAR!
