Navy should take dad Hunter Biden for all he’s worth
In yet another sweetheart deal, Hunter Biden got off easy in his child support case with ex-fling Lunden Roberts.
As Hunter well knows, his last name is the most valuable thing about him.
It’s “earned” him millions from oligarchs from Kyiv to Beijing.
But because he’s an ass who doesn’t want to recognize his own offspring, his settlement with Roberts means Navy Joan, 4, doesn’t get to be called a Biden.
Mom also gets less money a month — $5,000, down from $20,000.
What little Navy does get is Hunter’s grift.
Yep, proceeds from an undisclosed number of Hunter’s paintings will land in the Roberts bank account, and Navy gets one piece of art to keep for herself, either for her private collection or in “a gallery designated by Lunden Roberts.”
To which we say: Sell, girl, sell!
We don’t usually encourage such morally questionable behavior, but the Navy is innocent in all this, and she should get it while the getting is good.
Owning a Hunter Biden original isn’t a no-show job on the board of an Eastern European gas company for $83,000 a month, but it’s the next best thing!
Think of the members of the Communist Chinese government who would love to own the amateur scrawling of the president’s ne’er do well son, given to his unacknowledged grandchild.
Or the Middle Eastern emirs.
And no one will know!
After all, the president and his son angrily insist that you’re not allowed to ask who buys his art or what leverage they might be seeking.
But alas, this con could all come crashing down at any time.
The House GOP is investigating the Biden Family’s foreign schemes and Justice Department interference in Hunter’s tax cases.
So fugitive Russian billionaires may decide buying a Biden isn’t worth it anymore.
So sell Navy.
Before the Biden bubble bursts. Take that bastard — and he’s the real bastard here — for all he’s worth.
