Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs’ Champagne Celebrations Might Result in Additional Jail Time
Halloween Nightmares
P. DIDDY might find himself engaging with his legal team more often than he has with his romantic interests. Recently, along with some fresh legal woes, numerous allegations have surfaced in the US District Court, Southern District of New York.
One complainant — identified as Jane Doe and represented by the Buzbee Law Firm — has accused him of a “violent sexual assault” against an 18-year-old outside a Halloween party in NYC. The lawsuit claims that “numerous individuals and entities . . . conspired with this reprehensible behavior,” revealing a narrative of “something sinister — a dark underbelly of crime, sex trafficking, forced labor, kidnapping, bribery, and prostitution.” It further alleges that he “degradingly doused [her] with champagne while committing sexual acts against [her] will,” leading her to “pass out” and eventually wake up “at a friend’s residence without any memory of how she got there.”
The lawsuit seeks damages “to be determined at trial,” encompassing attorney fees, costs, and the “attachment of defendants’ real estate and other assets located in New York State.”
This complaint also names additional cases where Combs is alleged to have drugged, raped, and assaulted women. It references another lawsuit involving a male music producer who claims Combs “forced him into unwanted sexual acts and sex trafficking” and reportedly “regularly drugged others, including minors.”
The legal action is supported by attorneys from New York, Houston, and San Diego.
With all these lawsuits, possible prison time, and the “complaint and demand for jury trial,” Puff Daddy certainly has a hectic future ahead.
(Combs’ legal representatives have denied the numerous civil lawsuits, and he has entered a not guilty plea to federal sex trafficking charges.)
Assistants & Accountability
QUESTION: Why do all assistants appear like part-time legislative aides, lurking behind their bosses at a microphone with a book filled with essential ad-libs? These towering figures contribute nothing, say nothing, and seem to do nada. Occasionally, one might scratch an itch, yet typically, they remain utterly inert.
So, can anyone other than Hunter‘s loyal father, who raised him and adores the eccentric Bernie Sanders, explain their perpetual presence as if they were lifeless scarecrows in a vegetable patch?
The Counterculture of NYC
STANLEY Tucci: “I had matzo ball soup and a pastrami sandwich at the Second Avenue Deli — now on Third Avenue — and it was heavenly. The noodles were a delightful surprise. You can’t find that in London easily. I only took two bites of the sandwich before bringing the rest back to my hotel.”
Tucci, a former New Yorker turned long-time London resident, might be either a frugal spender or a devoted foodie.
Luxury Finds
EVERYONE is focused on tallying up their treasures or euros. Legendary rock photographer of Springsteen, Bob Dylan, and Björk is offering his Leicas to you. Through the Robb Report, items are priced around $160,000 and available in Asbury Park. There’s also Peter Sellers’ 22-foot mahogany speedboat for $350,000. If that’s out of your budget, just have the Pink Panther swipe it for you.
Meanwhile, some are counting their blessings. A year ago, Keanu Reeves took a moment to sign autographs after a long day filming, even embracing a teenager. When she said it was the best day of her life, he hugged her back and responded, “No, tomorrow is always better.”
Alright, I might not have always been kind to Biden. But now I’m aiming to make up for my past sentiments. I genuinely want to give him a thumbs-up. Two thumbs up. Forget the direction the Republicans suggest for that thumb. My only question is, can you convey all of that in a kind, friendly way in a newspaper?
Only in New York, folks, only in New York.
