Trump Alters Zelensky’s Netflix Password and Other Amusing Headlines
Each week, The Post presents our selections of the finest one-liners and stories from the satirical platform Babylon Bee to lighten your Hump Day. Craving a good laugh? Don’t forget to click the links!
Fear not, Ukraine, as NATO’s European nations are ready to back you up by sending their entire military strength, including a grand total of 3 Panzer tanks and a Nazi motorcycle with a sidecar! READ MORE
Germany is bravely moving towards a greener future by committing to ensuring that all vehicle-based terrorist attacks will be electric by 2035. READ MORE
Alongside the billions in funding that Donald Trump cut off to Zelensky, Trump has taken the extraordinary step of compelling Zelensky to acquire his own Netflix account. READ MORE
The Academy Awards have once again chosen a film that no one recognizes as the Best Picture, promoting obscure, enigmatic films over popular favorites. READ MORE
