Trump’s Stanley Cup Proposal and Punxsutawney Phil’s Deportation
President Donald Trump has made history as the first fascist to utilize his authoritarian powers to downsize the government. READ MORE
During talks with Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau, President Donald Trump declared that he would remove tariffs on Canada once they secure a Stanley Cup victory. READ MORE
This morning, President Donald Trump announced the replacement of the entire federal staff with a single teenage Chick-Fil-A worker. READ MORE
In a surprising turn of events, beloved groundhog Punxsutawney Phil was deported back to Canada after failing to provide proper documentation during this year’s Groundhog Day festivities. READ MORE
