Virtual Connections: How AI is Revolutionizing the Matchmaking Experience

Looking for a guy, a girl, a sub, a temporary partner, or just a trial run?

Little Mother is here to announce a groundbreaking new dating app that collides with live theater.

The innovative musical “Virtually Ours” blends technology with a romantic comedy experience. It’s part love story, part social experiment, allowing audience members to purchase their own website ticket and  announce online that they’re seeking love — or a similar temporary connection.

A fusion of dating apps and live theater! It’s powered by AI and functions independently of Elon Musk. A word of caution: In-aisle activities are prohibited. This is a sophisticated event.

The show premieres on March 3 at 7 p.m., as part of the Spark Theatre Festival (312 W. 36th St., third floor). Were you expecting Radio City Music Hall?! It dives into the highs, lows, and surprising turns of AI-driven matchmaking, allowing theatergoers to engage directly with the unfolding experience.

This experience doesn’t come with a candy bar. If you’re selecting your preferences, consider the Hershey bar as an additional expense.

And after the final curtain call? You might just leave with more than an enjoyable evening — be it an early afternoon or snowy weekend — as a bonus. Gentlemen, take note: Broadway may now cater to the ladies.

WHILE we’re on the topic of boy meets girl — let’s touch on ugh/oy/grr — Anthony Weiner. He seems to be struggling to survive financially and is aiming for a return.

What is he known for?! His most notable public moment was revealing himself — his weiner — for the world to see. Now that’s some contribution to public service. Not as if his Brooklyn constituents had never encountered such a sight before.

He didn’t have any professional message. He simply unzipped and — bare, exposed, without any inhibitions — showed himself to the world. No laws, no ideas, no creative thoughts, just unzipped and displayed himself to society. It’s not as if others in his Brooklyn neighborhood were strangers to such sights from earlier performances.

Now he wants to run — or perhaps unveil in slow motion — again.

So what’s on his agenda now? A peek at his backside? Maybe a large, color print of his midsection? Although some attendees might avoid sitting next to him at any event, I’m curious about the next unplanned showcase of his anatomy.

I hear there will be a raffle for a seat beside him.

A couch next to him comes at an extra charge.

OUR world is spiraling out of control. HBO’s Season 3 features a Thai hotel where misfortunes befall unsavory characters. This time, Parker Posey, Patrick Schwarzenegger, and Michelle Monaghan’s “White Lotus” battles it out for men, drugs, wellness, and libations.

Michelle remarks: “It’s a conditioning to feel competitive and question ‘Am I enough?’ And that’s when the unraveling starts.”

Creator Mike White shares: “I appreciated the Thai monkeys. Our human and animal antics stream every Sunday on HBO Max.”